Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:02)
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?As a wee-un I wanted to be in the army, specifically in the desert in WW2. Which was hard growing up in the 70's in rural Worcestershire.
As a teen I fancied being a travel agent (cheap holidays) or teaching (long holidays, lodsa girls at college) so went and realised (after about 7 months) I hate kids.
Ended up in Nursing Psychatric Nursing
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