Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Fear of death hindered my plans as a child...First of all I wanted to be a fighter pilot on an aircraft carrier until I realised that sometimes the plane overran the landing strip and ended up in the water along with the fresh corpse of it's pilot.
Next, I decided that I wanted to be an astronaut until I saw footage of the Challenger disaster and realised that exploding into a ball of flames wasn't how I wanted to go either.
I then decided I wanted to be flithy rich and alive, I stuck by that statement until about two years ago when I fancied trying my hand at Journalism. Now i'm nearing the end of my first year of a three year course in said subject and i'm seriously intrested in being a war reporter. That means i'll not be flithy rich or alive...fine by me.
*Insert crude joke about size of penis here*
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 19:28, Reply)
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