Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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I wanted to be a garbage man...Think about it, you're in the union, making $18/hour you get to be outside all day. You never actually touch the garbage because you would have thick work gloves on.
But best of all, you get a big fuck off steel crushing truck.
I'm now focusing on radio brodcasting...
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 20:24, Reply)
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