Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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At the Interview.I guess my earliest ambition was to be a musician, and to some extent I did. I think it was when I made a guitar for my action man that I sussed. Anyway ffw a few years and I'm having an interview for a High Street Music chain. Having worked previously in a guitar shop the interview guy says:
"So music and retail? You see yourself as having a career in Music Retail"
Guy was a genius obviously, so my reply.
"No mate, I always wanted to be a spy or an astronaut, but I'm not posh enough and I get airsick."
Got the job, damned to MacJobs forever. I spy in my spare time but can't get the space ship off the ground.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:25, Reply)
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