Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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As a child:I had a burning desire to enter my thirties having had limited sexual experience with only a few people, to have worked a succession of bottom end McJobs that offer almost nothing in the way of financial, creative or emotional return, leading me to question the 'work and reward' theory that the western world is based on. I also wanted to be a prematurely balding, over weight, heavy smoking borderline alcoholic with an occasional gambling problem and lack of self worth. Praise be! Kids, your dreams CAN come true! (The larger penis I wished for never happened though. Oh well, can't have it all, eh?)
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sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 8:32,
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