Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Job computerI also did that thing where you put your details into a computer and it tells you all the things you can be when you grow up. I got the results back with database programmer (everyone got that one) but curiously I also got Afro-Caribbean hairstylist for some unknown reason.
When I was a little lad I wanted to be a cowboy but not in a Brokeback Mountain way. Looking back it wasn't such a bad idea as even in the days of high unemployment in the early 1980's it was a niche as there's not many cowboys in the former manufacturing stronghold that is the West Midlands. By the time of Rednex and Cotton Eye Joe I'd moved on though.
Yee and indeed haw pardners.
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abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 12:48,
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