Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 11:02)
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Like so many, a fighter pilotThen I realised they have to wear helmets and oxygen masks. How uncool is that?
So I opted for doing something comfortable and boring, with a reasonable chance of baling out at 50 with a full pension entitlement. 12 years and counting.
(, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 19:16, closed)
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