Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Born to sell outFrom as early as I can remember I always thought that I'd be some kind of soulless but successful corporate drone, so my aspirations have never crumbled, although my soul has crumbled under the weight of the implacable juggernaut of my capitalist greed.
Wow, my first post. On n00b tuesday or whatever it is you call it as well, oh the shame.
I've read enough nonsense here now to know that I should make either some weak innuendo about length or hugely ironic statement about how I won't be sucked into the whole length innuendo business, while still ending up talking about it. As far as I can tell the fact that my post hasn't actually been particularly long shouldn't stand in the way of it either.
(, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 11:19, Reply)
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