Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Now if we're getting morbid...There's always the Monty Python idea where the condemned man gets to chose his own method of execution, in this case being chased over the edge of a cliff by a gang of angry and partly clad ladies all jiggling about a-gogo.
Wasn't there an ex PM of France who allegedly conked out while being fellated by his secretary?
Hmmmm....
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 13:34, Reply)
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