Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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HmmmmWould holding a trumpet mid plummet maintain a steady note or would it sound like a spazzy Stuka dive bomber?
The right choice of musical instrument would add a moody edge to your demise, if you're stout of frame then an tuba might give better warning of the extent of impending splatteredness, while Jazz fans might prefer a clarinet.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 14:45, Reply)
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