Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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VW star warshah! Also just remembered. My best friend and I used to spend hours wandering the playground with pencils and scraps of paper planning how we were going to create a star wars AT-AT out of a VW camper van and er, some girders and wires and stuff. And then go and conquer the world!! Starting with Graham "streaky bonehead" Jones in the year above who had been our arch enemy for the last 3 weeks.
(, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 16:31, Reply)
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