Churches, temples and holy placesTell us about the times you've been to a place of worship, and - this being b3ta - how you are now consigned to the everlasting fires of Hell.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 13:50)
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LourdesCirca 1999
Ive got loads of stories from here. One that sticks out, was when we were helping out carrying boxes of candles vases and other church things down to the Basilica (one of the many gathering places for masses etc. The grounds around the Basillica (I forget the name for this area) is quite sacred, and noise is kept to a minimum, infact the police and security guards have microphones which link up to the PA., so if it gets too noisy you hear a massive "SHSSSSSHHHHH!!!..." over the tannoy
Anyway
Two lads were heavy carrying boxes. A mate of mine, John ran over and pulled one of the lads shorts (including Boxer shorts) down to his ankles.
Queue screams of "hold the box for me, hold he box for me!!!"
He was unable to walk forward and put the box down, unable to drop the box because it contained expensive breakables, and unable to cover himself because his hands were underneath the box.
It was quite embarrassing for everyone as we standing amongst nuns and priests along with people of various disabilities who seemed to blush at the sight of this lad holding a box with his shorts round his ankles., standing out in the middle of what was essentially the main grounds outside the church.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:26, 1 reply)
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