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ThatNiceMan asks: Have you ever been talking with people down the pub when somebody throws such a complete curveball (Sample WTF moment: "I wonder what it's like to get bummed") that all talk is stopped dead? Tell us!

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 May 2011, 12:53)
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Er,
what?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:09, 2 replies)
That's what we said.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 May 2011, 9:32, closed)
Teach me the chop-snap gesture.
I'm worried that there's a martial art that I haven't mastered.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 17 May 2011, 14:52, closed)
Do the rock horns with both hands but keep your middle fingers straight.
Then poke your tongue behind your lower lip and try to scratch your shoulder with your chin. You'll get more lethal force if you make a sort of strained mnnnnnmmnnnng! noise while you do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 May 2011, 15:42, closed)
Chop your hand perpendicularly down into the palm of your other hand
then make as if you were holding a pencil in 2 fists side-by-side (thumbs inwards) then snap the imaginary pencil in half by quickly rotating your wrists outwards 90 deg.
chop/snap - it's better than planking!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 May 2011, 18:55, closed)
I've tried both suggestions,
I'm not really sure which I preferred.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 May 2011, 11:44, closed)
His ten year old has a mental age of about three.
I'm not sure why he's telling us this week but I think we should at least handle it sensitively and not make any inappropriate mongtard comments.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 May 2011, 9:56, closed)
Here's your $5.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 May 2011, 10:00, closed)
That's very kind but I've got plenty of toilet roll.
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 May 2011, 13:09, closed)
I really wouldn't use our money to wipe yer bum.
It's plastic and I imagine would get quite messy. Unless that's your thing in which case - go for it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 17 May 2011, 19:11, closed)
Subtlety of language really isn't your strong suit, is it?
I suppose that might help explain why your offspring can barely talk at ten years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 17 May 2011, 22:55, closed)
How so?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 18 May 2011, 3:26, closed)

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