The same moron who's worked in restaurants for seven years
and never had anyone complain about his salads. Or any of his food, for that matter.

I'm South African, by the way.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 8:51, 1 reply)

You work in restaurants and toss the salad before you add the dressing?
Ahahahahahahahahaha.

Hahahahahaha.

Oh man. That's brilliant.

edit: unless this whole thread has been one long euphemism about analingus and I've missed the whole thing. Boy. I'd look a bit of a twat then.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 19:00, closed)

Terribly sorry, I believe that there's been a bit of a communications breakdown.
Of COURSE we don't eat salad here! This is Africa! Silly me, I'll just go and crank that giraffe around on its spit, shall I?

If you knew about cooking as much as you know about being a general Internet wanker, you'd be fucking Grant Achatz, mate.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 22:02, closed)

I've eaten plenty of salad in south africa.
I've just never met anybody who believed they were a chef but who didn't realise that the point of tossing the salad is to coat it with the fucking dressing, not to give it a little pre-vinaigrette fucking tango lesson.

Soz.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 23:00, closed)

The point of tossing a salad is to mix its ingredients, not to coat it in dressing.
If you didn't know that, you deserve to be sold into slavery, or whatever it is you Brits do to your underclass.

Apologies. I just found out that my friend died... I'm drunk, y'see.
(Tiktock Beating off flamers with a shitty stick, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 2:40, closed)