CorruptionI once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.
Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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A tiny flaw in the plan...I saw a fabulous sight in Brazil. There was a crowd of people clustered around a building, scrabbling for something on the ground, and occasionally cheering. From a balcony above, a woman was throwing papers down, which was what the crowd was collecting, with apparent glee.
Turns out that she was the wife of an important politician, who had just discovered that he was having an affair. Her response was to throw his secret files - the ones detailing all his dodgy deals - down to the press in the street below.
Beleza!
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:09, 2 replies)
I once got stopped coming out of the airport in Riowith expired vehicle documents and licence.
The cop accepted an 'on the spot' fine of R$2,500. Had to call my office and get someone to bring cash out.
The cheeky bastard, having pocketed the money then asked me if we had any jobs going.
(, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 15:26, closed)
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