Hmm...
I turned 40 in September. At the time I was shagging a 17 year old.

And the other week, I ended up in bed with an ex of mine's 18 year old daughter...

I'm older than both of their combined ages FFS.
( snee held his breath since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:44, 27 replies)

niceeeeee

( awsm! namaste bitches, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:52, closed)

thats
kind of my plan B in life. I mean that respectfully. I cant wait for Plan B. Unfortunately Plan A is going absolutely swimmingly. Plan B may be to revised. I'll wait till 50 probably.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:57, closed)

you're older than your ex's and his/her daughter's ages combined...
*rereads*
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 14:57, closed)

Not quite
My ex is about 36 - her daughter is 18. I'm older than the combined ages of the 17 and 18 year olds.
( snee held his breath since, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:15, closed)

indeed :P
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:19, closed)

Wow, you sound like the sort of person I wouldn't ever want to meet

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:21, closed)

+you cunt

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:26, closed)

I'm willing to bet he's getting more than you...
...and you're just sore about it.
(Musuko, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:19, closed)

So is the 17 year old.
But Psychochump does have a point. I cannot help but imagine snee as looking like George Costanza.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:25, closed)

he probably is, if what he says is true
I still wouldn't chase after the daughter of an ex, that's beyond wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:35, closed)

Why? Because you think it is?

You have no idea what Snee, the ex, and the daughter think about it. If all of them are fine with it (and we don't know if they are or not), where's the problem?
(Musuko, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 13:40, closed)

You're a cunt.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:23, closed)

You should have started that
"Dear Deidre..."
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:25, closed)

+you cunt

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:26, closed)

*applauds*
*gives medal in honour of services to paedophilia, misogyny and fiction*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:31, closed)

Nearly got busted at work
for clapping out loud.

+1
(jordanchaos isn’t just any PeaRoast, this is a M&S PeaRoast, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:18, closed)

Not paedophilia
Both girls were over the age of consent, and one of them was an adult.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 21:31, closed)

most
mid life crises involve cars, not bustin hymens you cunt.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:43, closed)

This is a blank reply.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:19, closed)

And that is why
I wrote to 'The Jeremy Kyle Show'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:27, closed)

fucking nonce is what you are

( Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 17:48, closed)

nonce it up, nonceyballs

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:10, closed)

Rabble rabble rabble, moral indignation, rabble rabble
*Goes back to the daily mail*
(Bam Bam McPenis will change all this when he is fuhrer., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:49, closed)

Have a click...
...for living the dream or for the telling of such a big whopper, or for rousing such jealousy on B3ta. (delete as applicable).
(EffinDoubt is breaking glass on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, closed)

I seem to have touched a nerve or four
They were both over the age of consent.
Neither one was a virgin.

And I'd rather be a cunt than half a cunt...no use to any fucker :)

George Costanza? I've got more hair and I'm certainly not as rotund (I'm a skinny bastard).
( snee held his breath since, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:21, closed)

You are
Ron Jeremy's last "character"!
and just as real...
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 11:06, closed)