Short and sweet no 2
Me - 30

Him - I dread to think

All alone one night in a bar as my friends had just left and I was drunk and didn't want to leave. I get chatting to someone I know slightly and with them is this cute guy. Skinhead and goatee, just how I liked them then. We chat, we flirt and we cop off. He drags me off to his house, some council house in the middle of Manchester and in we go.

Shhh! he says, or we'll wake my mum.....eeek!

I should have just left then but in for a penny, so we creep up the stairs to his bedroom and in we go. Single bed, posters of some rap stars and football players. We chat for a bit and I decide there's nooooo way I'm chancing been caught by his mum rogering her little boy so I decide we go to mine.

Thankfully after getting naked and with a bit of a kiss and cuddle, I fall asleep. Phew!

I'm sure he was legal, he had a goatee for fucks sake, but I'm bloody glad I was too pissed to go the whole way.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:04, 14 replies)

Well done
You done the responsible thing and spared the poor lad from the horrors of your dried up old snatch. You almost put him off sexual intercourse for the rest of his life.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:17, closed)

...
*sits back to watch the bloodshed*

Okay, BGB, he's all yours. Just bury whatever's left when you're done, okay?
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:25, closed)

this

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:26, closed)

It's ok Loon.
Everybody knows trolls are lonely little people who get off on insulting regular people because they have full lives with real friends and don't spend all night wanking to pictures of women fellating horses.

Jealousy is a nasty emotion and you should try to get out more : )

Edit - Your my first troll btw. Woo!

Ragman Zarti - If your lonely and need to talk then just gaz me. It's much nicer than insulting someone.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:34, closed)

You have nothing on me,
I've had sex you know! Its well good. Just wait until I tell the internet all about it. Everyone will be soo impressed with my conquests and my fascinating, entirely non-fictional anecdotes.

What an interesting person I am. I should write a book, or start a blog or something.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:43, closed)

You do realise it doesn't count if your on your own.
If you don't want to read people's fascinating, entirely non-fictional anecdotes, then what the fuck are you doing on qotw.

Dickhead!
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:46, closed)

I'm researching my sociology PHD dissertation
entitled "QOTW - A barometer of societys decline into insecure EMO fucktards. Is there still hope for humanity? I think not."
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:51, closed)

What you really mean is.......
I'm bored because no-one will play with me on Super Mario or some such shite so I think I'll go over to qotw and try and wind someone up.

Go away little boy because your boring the fucking arse off me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:56, closed)

Dont worry i'm going
With my tail tucked between my legs. I just got burrrned.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:59, closed)

awwwwwwww.....
PLEEEEZ dont go man, u iz almost enriching the sad rest of our 'ickle lives in here wot wiv ur poignant views innit
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 22:55, closed)

Does "Ragman Zarti" mean "Cretinous Pet Molester"?
Or just "Cunt"?
(GloriaHull you puerile slack-jawed drooling meatslapper, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:08, closed)

I had a bit of a goatee at 15
It was sort of a defiant teenage goatee, as one would expect, but in the dim light of a bar, with a few drinks inside them, someone could have mistaken it for a proper one.

Just saying.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:25, closed)

Mine was already thick and luscious by 15
I'm approaching 19 now and it's just about the beardiest thing you've ever seen without actually extending to any other part of my face than my chin.

The only time I've ever been to Manchester, I slept in an unmarried middle-aged man's house, that I'd never met before, and got absolutely baked, so it probably wasn't me in the story. Still, good times.
(WarneMarsh My priority for frivolity begets quality jollity, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:47, closed)

Oh
it says "Goatee"; I misread it for a minute...
(kitescreech still here, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 7:46, closed)