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(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Riding brakless on a fixie is stupid, but fixies are useful in London. Oddly I've noticed the only people who knock them(the concept that is, not the culture which is frankly baffling) are fat mountain bike riders. This being b3ta I feel quite comfortable with at least a couple of you who pop up to bash this stuff being in this category. Are you threatened by fixie riders or something?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:27, 3 replies)
Ok
I'm a thin(ish) road biker. I think they're shit. Can you explain what the advantage is other than saving about 500g in weight? I find it impossible to believe that anyone apart from a professional racer would notice that.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:38, closed)
I should add
I can see (sort of) the purpose of using one as a trainer for racing, but the idea of using one as your main bike baffles me. Mind you, it doesn't help to live in Edinburgh. A fixie would be as useful as a glass hammer up here.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:45, closed)

No gears(less maintenance, less to go wrong), easier to carry (especially up stairs and especially for smaller people - my girlfriend couldn't lift her mountain bike but can lift her fuji easily) and significantly lighter compared even to a new road bike especially in terms of rear balance. I found they build my legs up quite quickly to the point where any worries about moving to a compact group set completely disappeared.

Plus they are just fun. They have a different feel to my road bike, you just spin and go.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:48, closed)

Should add that I run brakes on mine. The no brakes thing is insanity.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:37, closed)
All your arguments justify a single speed, but not a fixed gear.
Averaged sized and rides an old racer refitted as a flat-bar commuter, since you ask. I also laugh at people who commute on MTBs (except PJM, coz he's scary).
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:49, closed)

I alternate modes using a flipflop hub because I'm cool like that.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:43, closed)

I'm neither fat nor a mountain bike rider and I cycle every day in central london and I think fixies (or maybe just the people using them that haven't fully grasped how to use them properly) are dangerous. I have seen them bumping loads of cyclists when they haven't been able to stop in time.
The only positive aspect to them I can see is that they are low maintenance.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 13:50, closed)
I'm one out of two...
...being a mountain biker but not on the chubby side.

I just can't get my head around them, the fixie bit is no good for my knees and I don't like the lack of handlebar width. They make sense as urban transport though and I guess you learn to ride around the apparent wonkiness.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:20, closed)

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