Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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A bit lateSorry I was too late to post something good in the last QOTW - I got home from shopping to find I had locked myself out of my house, so to get in I decided to climb up to the open window. However, when I climbed, my trousers and underwear fell down, I fell backwards and a bottle of ketchup managed to enter me, which then would not come out, resulting in a week of hospitalisation and thus, my lateness.
I'll show myself the door.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 0:16, Reply)
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