Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Mine.My family are all a bit weird to be honest.
My dad's probably the worst. When he's doing DIY you can hear him singing, but he changes the words in songs to make them rude. Which would be quite funny, but he's in the room by himself.
He also loves to dance to music in the middle of shops when i'm standing next to him.
His sister, my auntie, is also a bit mad.
She lives on her own with a few cats, is a hardcore vegan and doesn't leave the house.
She's probably in her late forties / early fifties now and has never been married, and has a few strange boyfriends. She is also weirdly health concious, and each christmas buys my mum some kind of hammer that she can smash the car window with incase she's ever in an accident.
My mum also has her moments. She'll watch repeats of Coronation Street, as she can't remember watching them the first time. It's also great shaking her in her sleep and asking her what she's doing, as she usually replies with "i'm just hanging the washing on the line..." or "i'm just making some chips..."
(, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 1:06, Reply)
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