Biogenic Natural Gas
A professor I know obtained some biogenic natural gas. Skeptical, I asked him how he knew it was biogenic. Apparently at the University Farm they have a small herd of cows whose digestive systems they are studying. They have placed rubber-sealed portholes in the sides of the cows that go directly into their gut. So, you open the rubber flaps on the cows' portholes, reach DEEP inside, and take whatever you want. It's like shopping for fruit, or something.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:41, 4 replies)

I've seen that on the telly
It was fascinatingly grotesque.

Edit: Letting kids have a grope around

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE-GuRZT1G4
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:42, closed)

That
is about as fucked up a thing as I have ever seen.



Fuck.
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 21:42, closed)

Tombola cow
Or feed it numbered balls, make it run about a bit and then use it as a bingo machine
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:50, closed)

Great
for keeping your Ginsters warm till lunchtime though.
(Rsoles, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 19:58, closed)