The worst thing about these sexual abuse stories
is the way that they're putting honest writers of biographies about their terrible Irish childhood out of business.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:27, 2 replies)

Hahahaha Angela's Ashes FTW
Da wurst ting in da werld is ter be Oirish. But werse dan been Oirish, is to be poor Oirish. But werse dan been poor Oirish is been a poor Oirish woman. But werse dan been a poor Oirish Woman is been a poor Oirish Catlick woman ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:31, closed)

For some
reason I just read your post Vag with a South African accent.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:34, closed)

You know what they say about forrins.
All the same.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:36, closed)

coming over here
stealing our sausages.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:39, closed)

Yeah
I had the CEO of apple bust into my house the other day and nick my can of Mr Sheen...

B'stard.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:56, closed)

sausages?

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:36, closed)

Begorrah

( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:37, closed)

hahahahahahah

Now do a comedy black man...

or a pakistani....just remember to say 'bud bud bud' and move your head about...
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 18:30, closed)

Ah, come on now
he was making a point about the craven, happily conformist, stereotype-reinforcing-nature of the whole genre, so he was.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 0:17, closed)

*facepalm*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 9:37, closed)

I
didn't think you were into lazy stereotypes, or is it just the Welsh you're touchy about?
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 9:54, closed)

I'm not. Think Alf Garnett and Ali G.
You clearly haven't watched or read AA. It's full of the self-effacing irony Irish writers are famous for. See the above opening sentence. The body count among the children alone goes through the roof in the first ten minutes.

But do feel free to lecture me on it - I am English, after all.

"Oi've heard Father Michael does a noice lang mass - he can go on for hours! Especially now after his stroke."

EDIT: Sorry - just for clarity - that last quote is from Father Ted. Another superb bit of self-effacing comedy from Ireland.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:05, closed)

did he do an 'Irvine Welsh'?

The lazy cunt....phonetic books are shit.
( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:16, closed)

No - the phoeticism was mine, in trying to recreate the original aural experience from the fillum.
Phoetic books are shit I agree - pretentious and entirely unnecessary.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:25, closed)

^this^

( Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:53, closed)

very good

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:33, closed)