Inappropriate crushes
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
As a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
( , Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Dirty, dirty Tim Curry
Even in a dodgy Tom Cruise film from the 80's with crap unicorns, even as a tranny in Rocky Horror. Its that bloody voice - just the sound of him talking does funny things to my lady bits.
But you want inappropriate dont you?
Angelian Jolie? Willow in Buffy? Oh shit - does that mean I'm AC/DC? Can anyone confirm if this is normal behaviour?
( , Sat 30 Sep 2006, 21:20, Reply)
Even in a dodgy Tom Cruise film from the 80's with crap unicorns, even as a tranny in Rocky Horror. Its that bloody voice - just the sound of him talking does funny things to my lady bits.
But you want inappropriate dont you?
Angelian Jolie? Willow in Buffy? Oh shit - does that mean I'm AC/DC? Can anyone confirm if this is normal behaviour?
( , Sat 30 Sep 2006, 21:20, Reply)
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