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The customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.

Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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This is a QotW answer Not me but the shop nextdoor
was a very high class maternity wear shop.

It had nice comfy chairs just outside the changing rooms.

One afternoon when all the changing rooms were full of pregnant ladies a man came in, sat down in the chair, got his lad out and wanked himself square and round again.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Liveinabin is the only person left who uses indicators, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:40, closed)
This is a QotW comment That last sentence

is one of the funniest things I've read this year.

Many clicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Moey, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:42, closed)
This is a QotW comment Brilliant
A fine turn of phrase!
(Lord Blumpy is mildly off-topic on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:47, closed)
This is a QotW comment Eminently clickable
So I did.

*click*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 4 Sep 2008, 20:49, closed)
This is a QotW comment The last line made me proper laugh out loud!

(I helped save b3ta! Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:18, closed)
This is a QotW comment He got what out?
Isn't that child molestation as well?
(Shameless, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:55, closed)
This is a QotW comment I laugh, but
I have a friend who broke up with a fellow when he started encouraging her to gain weight so she'd 'look pregnant', because he thought pregnant women were hot.

She admitted being grateful that she hadn't slept with him yet since, in her words, 'I don't think I'd ever feel clean again.'
(louveciennes can kill a bat with an egg whisk on, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 21:58, closed)
This is a QotW comment Agreed. Best. Sentence. Ever.
*click*
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:21, closed)
This is a QotW comment So,
were you thrown out of the shop then, or did no one notice you?

*clicky*
(lanternchikk At least mine's only woolly on the OUTSIDE, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 22:26, closed)
This is a QotW comment YEAH AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!!!
You will never catch me.
square and round..... fucking ace.
Have a click.
(BobbyLove, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 23:13, closed)
This is a QotW comment I read this
and it made me laugh.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 12:08, closed)
This is a QotW comment As others have said....
"wanked himself square and round again." is a magnificent phrase that I shall be using in future.
(brainwrong, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 14:14, closed)
This is a QotW comment Used square and round today
Everyone else thought it was ace too.
(BobbyLove, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 19:23, closed)

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