My Dad is a shy, non-talkative bloke doesn't show his emotions etc
until he gets the rage and it turns him into a raging loony. His jaw juts forward he grinds his teeth and then you know its coming. Two stories come to mind
It was a Sunday so all the family together, me and my two younger brothers and my Step-mum, my Dad was off doing manly Sunday things, maybe it was a hot day as we had drank about a bottle and a half of pepsi, my dads pepsi, his favourite drink in the whole world. He comes home goes to the fridge...the jaw starts working and with a scream not unlike an enraged monkey he pours the rest of the pepsi away in a fit, his reasoning being that if he can't have it no-one can. Silly man we'd drank LOADS.

We were living abroad now and had gone out for the day, a shitty little harbour town, stayed for a bit had lunch, ice-cream, bit of a walk decided to go home. This paticular shitty harbour town has something like a dual carriageway jam packed with traffic on a Sunday afternoon with bad tourist drivers and locals alike (obviously compared to my Dad who was a hybrid of Schumacher/Mansell/Moss) after trying to edge out of a side street for the past 10 minutes and no-one allowing him to pull out his jaw goes and he smashes his head against the steering wheel, That was rather unexpected. He breaks his sunglasses, cutting his nose open and embedding a piece in there. We laughed so hard, that silent uncontrollable laughter that gives you a headache all the way home. Pops, not so much. Even now I only have to say to my brothers pepsi or steering wheel and we laugh til we can't breathe and it sets my Dads jaw off again.
(Bababoon, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:09, 2 replies)

Sounds like he has a pretty short temper.
Made me laugh though so clicky! :)
( Evil Bastardo, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 14:52, closed)

Click
for comedy codewords. It's like lol hypnosis.
(electricteeth, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 18:22, closed)