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"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.

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(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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I remember, some time ago...
I was having a chat with my Dad about how he met my Mum. I always felt sorry for him to be honest - he was always a bit timid, a bit of a geek. Never really fulfilled his dreams either - he had these grandeuse visions of being a writer, but, he never seemed to have the confidence to go through with it. Just a constant lack of confidence - one of the blokes he works with is always bearing down on him and making him do his work for him, then taking the credit. Its been that way for years.
Anyway, apparently (its a weird set of circumstances I know), my Mum's Dad hit my Dad with his car! Its certainly one way of meeting a future mate. Thing is not long after telling me this, a friend of mine (kind of a replacement father figure if you will), called me in the middle of the night because of some 'big project' he had. I got there and he started ranting and raving about a vision he had which led to him completely modifying his car.

Then the terrorists arrived and it kind of went down hill from there...
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:15, 5 replies)
i don't get it.

(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:25, closed)
Watch this simple clue
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjgpuib_8Kw
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:27, closed)
Gotcha.
Sorry. i'm tired.
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:48, closed)
Shirley...[1]
...you mean your mum's dad hit *you* with the car while your dad was perving on your mum?




[1] RIP Leslie
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:32, closed)
I...err...this is heavy!
Great Scott!!!
(, Tue 30 Nov 2010, 14:34, closed)

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