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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
( , Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Drunkenly walking straight into the middle of Thornton Road (known prostitute area of Bradford)….
….at 6am after a night on the tiles wasn’t my brightest idea.
I was incredibly lucky and was picked up by a cab and taken home but I shudder to think what might have happened if that cab hadn't have been there at that moment in time.
I was 18 and about 6 stone and couldn’t have fought anyone in that state.
We live and learn eh? Well not always, but at least I lived!
( , Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:26, 9 replies)
….at 6am after a night on the tiles wasn’t my brightest idea.
I was incredibly lucky and was picked up by a cab and taken home but I shudder to think what might have happened if that cab hadn't have been there at that moment in time.
I was 18 and about 6 stone and couldn’t have fought anyone in that state.
We live and learn eh? Well not always, but at least I lived!
( , Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:26, 9 replies)
Thornton road is great at that time
So many nice ladies asking if you want a good time.
I've walked that route so many times, it's quite nice when nobody is around:)
Was that coming out of the mill by any chance?
( , Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:06, closed)
So many nice ladies asking if you want a good time.
I've walked that route so many times, it's quite nice when nobody is around:)
Was that coming out of the mill by any chance?
( , Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:06, closed)
So
are you still in Bradford? I worked there for a while and left the bright lights big city of Moscow to come there for a gig.
Must be out of my mind.
EDIT: Just checked. Yep. Out of mind.
( , Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:14, closed)
are you still in Bradford? I worked there for a while and left the bright lights big city of Moscow to come there for a gig.
Must be out of my mind.
EDIT: Just checked. Yep. Out of mind.
( , Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:14, closed)
When I was at uni there
the prozzies always asked me if I wanted business. This was after leaving lectures (I was conscientious) at 5pm!
( , Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:26, closed)
the prozzies always asked me if I wanted business. This was after leaving lectures (I was conscientious) at 5pm!
( , Wed 18 Feb 2009, 16:26, closed)
Thornton Road
I lived on Thornton Road last year... you get fed up of the hookers coming up to you asking if u want a good time, and then, when you say no, asking for a cigarette.. "Do you smoke young miss hooker-lady?" "Yea" "Well buy your own fucking cigs then u cunt."
( , Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:51, closed)
I lived on Thornton Road last year... you get fed up of the hookers coming up to you asking if u want a good time, and then, when you say no, asking for a cigarette.. "Do you smoke young miss hooker-lady?" "Yea" "Well buy your own fucking cigs then u cunt."
( , Wed 18 Feb 2009, 20:51, closed)
Sexism ...
I was incredibly lucky and was picked up by a cab and taken home but I shudder to think what might have happened if that cab hadn't have been there at that moment in time.
I was 18 and about 6 stone and couldn’t have fought anyone in that state.
A terrible assumption that nearly everyone posting on b3ta is male left me thinking, 'Poor soul, laddie couldn't have fought off the hookers...' then I realised my mistake ...
( , Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:50, closed)
I was incredibly lucky and was picked up by a cab and taken home but I shudder to think what might have happened if that cab hadn't have been there at that moment in time.
I was 18 and about 6 stone and couldn’t have fought anyone in that state.
A terrible assumption that nearly everyone posting on b3ta is male left me thinking, 'Poor soul, laddie couldn't have fought off the hookers...' then I realised my mistake ...
( , Wed 18 Feb 2009, 21:50, closed)
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Ha ha Writerblock – there’s lots of ladies on here though – we’re as bad as you boys!
And yup, I’m still in sunny Bradford Edmunt.
( , Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:31, closed)
Ha ha Writerblock – there’s lots of ladies on here though – we’re as bad as you boys!
And yup, I’m still in sunny Bradford Edmunt.
( , Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:31, closed)
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