Too late to get on the popular page...
... and a pearoast anyway.

But I learned something valuable from my brother.
If you're flying a Hercules around the country at low altitude, it's a good idea to spot a wind turbine before you pass between its currently rotating arms.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 9:14, 32 replies)

I have to say....
I fear this post would have been unlikely to make the popular page even if it had been the first post of the week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 9:49, closed)

*sigh*
Can't remember the last time anything of mine was up there...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 9:56, closed)

Ouch...
Harsh but true.
( Cawl, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:01, closed)

You're right, I'm sorry 'Zyme
And I'm hardly in a position to criticise, myself....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:30, closed)

It's fair -
It's a poor post.

Dammit.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:36, closed)

All I do
on the whole, is pick at people's poor grammar and spelling...

*cries*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:42, closed)

You, sunshine, need to man the fuck up.
*laughs*
( Cawl, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:47, closed)

*pulls self together*
RIGHT.

WHICH OF YOU CUNTS CAN'T SPELL 'LOSE'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:49, closed)

Loose?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:08, closed)

I know you are

( Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:14, closed)

You are a talentless cunt.
Why don't you just die?


Cunt.
(Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:33, closed)

Ah
A troll.

We can only hope that the extinction process accellerates.
( MatJ LOOK, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:40, closed)

It's a boring story.
Moreover, it's a boring story from someone who is never anything other than tedious, predictable, hackneyed and self-congratulatory.

Read his other posts. You'll see what I mean.
(Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:07, closed)

Awwww
You say the nicest things, SW.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:11, closed)

And
you, on the other hand, are a veritable cornucopia of interesting tales and anecdotes.

Even your mother hates you.

Now fuck off back to /talk where you belong, spunk-bubble.
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:15, closed)

Thanks for the support, Legless...
I'm not letting SW get to me.


And, in fairness, the OP was fairly poor...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:19, closed)

And in more fairness
you've written a fair number of tales that I liked. You've made the Best Of page quite a few times - unlike SW.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:20, closed)

I've not been on there for ages.
And there's been some impressive newbies/ lurkers posting recently.

I'm going to have to improve my game.
:/
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:22, closed)

I Like
the new talent coming through. Makes me have to up my game.

But, to be honest, I just don't have the time anymore to give my QOTW answers the time and effort the way I used to.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:26, closed)

Don't listen to Star Wars, Enzyme
there's only one troll around these parts worth listening to.

It just ain't good trolling, if it ain't monkeysex trolling.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:43, closed)

Now
he's a proper troll. Someone who puts *effort* into it.

We need a a Troll Quality Control Board. With licenses and everything.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:47, closed)

Fuck off
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:00, closed)

.

1/10


See me after class.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:08, closed)

Oh pissflaps
Now you're going to give me a good caning, blackball me in front of the other boys, bugger me and then force me to clean my own effluence off your cock with my tongue.

Again.

Sometimes it feels like every day is my birthday.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:12, closed)

I've told you before
about seeing other men.

I'm not happy.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:15, closed)

I'm not seeing him
I keep my eyes closed to protect them from the rapidly exchanging bodily fluids and excrement.

I don't like getting shit in my eyelashes, it's most difficult to remove, even with Dettol.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:19, closed)

You Know The Rules

What happens on QOTW, stays on QOTW....


Cheers

but you're right about all of the above, Sometimes I think you *want* me to punish you
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:15, closed)

Fuck off
cuntcock.

*exposes brown*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:20, closed)

You're mean
I find Enzyme's posts quite interesting, sure they can occasionally be long-winded, but sometimes it's nice to go for a full three course meal than have a cheeseburger.

All of my posts are word cheeseburgers, I'm the Wimpy of writing.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:10, closed)

I remember the full one of this.
It's a good story, which QOTW was it in again?
(MattWPBS, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 10:55, closed)

Oooh - it was ages ago.
One of my first posts...


UPDATE: This is it.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 11:01, closed)

Considering the last few QotWs...

haven't ended until stupid o'clock on a Thursday evening, I'd say you have plenty of time.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:03, closed)