Darwin AwardsBluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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Oh pissflapsNow you're going to give me a good caning, blackball me in front of the other boys, bugger me and then force me to clean my own effluence off your cock with my tongue.
Again.
Sometimes it feels like every day is my birthday.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:12,
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I've told you beforeabout seeing other men.
I'm not happy.
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I'm not seeing himI keep my eyes closed to protect them from the rapidly exchanging bodily fluids and excrement.
I don't like getting shit in my eyelashes, it's most difficult to remove, even with Dettol.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:19,
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You Know The RulesWhat happens on QOTW, stays on QOTW....
Cheers
but you're right about all of the above, Sometimes I think you *want* me to punish you
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:15,
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Fuck offcuntcock.
*exposes brown*
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:20,
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