My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Someone I had known in school (girlfriend of a mate at the time)few years later, met her while back home from Uni, discovered she was single, progress made.
invited her down to stay with me in London next term, she is very keen. All good. Until we're in bed in my flat, she announces that we can't do anything as "God wouldn't like it"
OK, I think, this is fair enough, her choice, next day we are discussing this like adults*, I say "how did X (mate from school) react when you said you didn't believe in sex before marriage?"
Turns out she had slept with him. A lot. And other boyfriends. But had recently decided that sex before marriage was bad.
Rearrange the following into any order. Horse, stable, shut, door, bolted, after.
Balls like fucking watermelons all weekend before she went home and I could safely empty the tanks.
*may contain traces of truth
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 17:35,
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