Other people's diariesNever read other people's diaries and email - you'll never find anything nice in there. If it's not just slagging you off, it'll be sordid fantasies you really didn't want to know about, yet have to keep to yourself so as not to reveal how you found out.
So. What have you read 'accidentally' recently?
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chthonic, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 15:03)
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Brucey bonuses all roundI went out on a bike round, in th'ills, and found a recently dropped mobile phone. Checked the 'home'/'mum' number - rang it, spoke to the runner who'd just dropped it, arranged for him to come round and pick it up.
In the mean time, I slipped and fell on the the 'gallery', which had a lovely photo of his blonde ?wife? girlf? (I'll never know) on a hotel bed, in the buff, breasts held in an alluring pose. I'd just managed to close it all up when there was a knock at the door - he presented me with a £10 bottle of wine as the other reward...
(, Mon 5 Feb 2007, 16:52, Reply)
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