My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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My parentsWhen I was about 3 my parents told me they had a special announcement. Some time in the future I was going to be getting a little brother.
To me this was all kinds of cool as it meant I'd have someone to play with whenever I wanted rather than having to wait til I got to nursery.
An eternity passed (couple of months) and not much happened except Mum got a lot bigger and started eating a lot of pasta.
My Dad then told me that rather than having one little brother. I was actually getting two. Score! We're halfway to a football team thinks me.
Another eternity later and then one day I was picked up from nursery by my Gran and went back to her house. The next day she drove us to the hospital and I was ushered in to the room to meet the new arrivals.
It was at this point that I realised that the two squalling tiny pink things lying in front of me were not the two playmates I had envisioned.
Apparently I then turned round and asked my Dad, "If she'd only had one would he have been bigger?"
(, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 15:45, Reply)
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