My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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SexI learned all I needed to know (or so I thought) from 7 years of Pornography.
When my cherry popping time came, I was convinced that I would be a stud, my partner would be coy and seductive, would probably wear high heels in bed and the whole would end with me ejaculating copiously on her upturned face which she would writhe and moan in ecstacy, and possibly repay me with a large gush of female ejaculation.
Imagine my disappointment when I had a sneaky fumble under the duvet with my girlfriend who refused to remove her T shirt. We bounced about incoherently for 5 or so minutes before she complained that it hurt and I had to pull out, unsated and feeling rather useless that I hadnt pulled my companion to the very brink of sexual pleasure, of such magnitude that she would sound like a leafblower on tickover.
Curse you porn!! I have yet to meet a woman open to the concept of receiving a large payload of glutenous semen on her upturned visage.
(It DID get better with practise though.)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 15:52, 1 reply)
Yes it does get better...and you just haven't met the right lady for the dirty stuff - or maybe she's just too shy ;)
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morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 3:45,
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