My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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ah scottish mums!1. only a scottish mum would have still kept the offendng sweatshirt and tried to washout microscopic shards of glass - brilliant
2. calamine lotion is indeed a strong memory - those curious ribs on the brown glass bottle - i dont think they were even sold new without dried chalky streaks running down them
3. Germoline - honestly i could have staggered home dragging my own severed arm behind me...
quick dab of Germoline and i'd have been thrust straight back out into a 1970's SCORCHING summer* - with no shirt "to get the air about me"
4. i once had a brick thrown at me - i decided to deflect its trajectory with my face - i went home with covered in blood - result. I was berated for getting blood on my shirt
* Sunscreen? - dont be such a big jessie - its Glasgow not Gran Canaria
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 15:31,
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