My Biggest DisappointmentOften the things we look forward to the most turn out to be a huge let down. As Freddy Woo puts it, "High heels in bed? No fun at all. Porn has a lot to answer for."
Well, Freddy, you are supposed to get someone else to wear them.
What's disappointed you lot?
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chthonic, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 14:15)
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Ex-Wife.
I can recall one time in bed when my ex asked me to stick my hand inside her minge. Not my fingers - my hand! So I did - all the way up to the wrist.
"Now the other hand" she smiled.
Fascinated, I complied and got my left hand all the way in. This was weird.
"Now clap" she said.
"I can't" I replied
"Yeah - tight aren't I?"
Cheers
and this joke is officially older than God but I thought it would fit in here
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 2:10,
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That is a great jokeand it is not often I come across a joke I've not heard before. Thanks for the laugh Legless!
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 3:19,
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ewThis makes me think of the evil video of the slut getting footed (I guess would be the word), up to the ankle. I really don't see what the attraction of that is, anyone care to enlighten me?
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Reminds me of a similarly decrepit joke…apologies in advance...A lorry driver is tootling down the motorway one day whereupon he sees a sprightly young filly thumbing a lift. He stops to pick her up and soon discovers that she is horny as a stoat, and has a bit of a thing for lorry drivers. He starts to work his charm and sure enough, mere moments later, the two of them are bollock-necked in the back of his truck and about to get cracking…
“Oooh, put your finger in” She exclaims…sure enough, he does as asked.
“Mmmm, more fingers” She cries…he pops in a couple more digits…
“Put your whole hand in” She moans…”Erm….ok” he says, and complies
“And the other hand” she pleads…he does this.
“Now put your foot in” She asks…at this point he starts to worry a bit but still does as he’s asked.
“Oh yeah…now the other foot” She murmurs…he slides it in.
“More..more…..MORE!!!” She demands..
Next thing he knows, he’s fully inside her and as he looks around, he notices another bloke already in there!
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” He asks the man…
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“I’m looking for my fucking lorry!”
Baddum-tish…I’m here all week, try the veal etc…
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 3 Jul 2008, 8:33,
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