Down on the Farm
Have you ever been chased from a field by a shotgun-wielding maniac? Ever removed city arseholes from your field whilst innocently carrying a shotgun? Tell us your farm stories.
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Scaryduck Buy my dirt cheap books! http://amzn.to/ZZ69iy, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:19)
Why did Emvees dad hate him and leave his family destitute so his mum became an 11p prostitute?
Soz, I already have that answer
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 25 May 2012, 17:27,
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Dude, y'all wanna be careful.
The Ring Of Fires will be all over you for this.
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Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Fri 25 May 2012, 18:48,
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These mum jokes get funnier every time. You should seriously consider taking them on tour.
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Happy Phantom wrote on the sole of his slipper with a biro, Sat 26 May 2012, 0:24,
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We've all taken Emvee's mum 'on tour', eh? Eh? Eh?
*nudges*
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Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Sat 26 May 2012, 17:55,
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Seriously dude, you wouldn't be interested
she's, like, well below 30 stone
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Sun 27 May 2012, 0:38,
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hahahahahahahahahah
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Michael Ellis In other words "Art thief still keep cartoonist", Sun 27 May 2012, 12:34,
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It's because he prefered the way you suck cock, everyone knows that
that and the fact that you don't mind if he shares you with his "friends"
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emvee is the biggest cunt on b3ta, Sun 27 May 2012, 0:36,
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You again? Welcome to at least one ignore list.
You witless, repetitive, unoriginal cunt.
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EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:55,
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