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Watching the old man swing home from the pub and start arguing with Newsnight can be either funny, slightly unnerving or just plain terrifying. Tell us about daft things parents have done while they've been in their cups.

Suggested by NotDavidBailey, voted for by YOU

(, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58)
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hope you don't think this is funny
my parents did both die of cancer.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:22, 1 reply)
That doesn't give you the right to tell anyone what they find funny, however.
You'll find it quickly reduces down to the playground retort "Actually my dad's in a wheelchair", which automatically demotes you to the rank of "Duh-uh! Your dad's a spazmo!"

Your Mum jokes are funny or not on their own merit, not on whether or not your mum is alive.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:24, closed)
I can't believe you gave cancer to his parents.
What kind of a monster are you??
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:28, closed)
A sexy one.
Sexy cancer monster.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:30, closed)
Hubba hubba.
Gimme your hot neoplasms, baby.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:41, closed)
I long ago decided to shun conformity and forge ahead with my own definitions for words
By cancer I meant the spinning teacups ride at the funfair

And by died I meant "got a little bit dizzy"
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:48, closed)
Oh I see.
You're a racist.

Well FINE.
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:50, closed)
yeah well
my spazmo dad will kick your racist dad's ass

kick = Drool on

ass = Penis
(, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 13:54, closed)

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