left Facebook open on Reception for all to see...
me and my friend Loz always send each other messages on Facebook throughout the day, you know, to kill the boredom of crappy office jobs and all that. Only one day, I did a VERY dumb thing... I needed to leave the desk for five mins to go do what should have been a quick job, only the quick job wound up with me leaving the desk for a lot longer than I intended to. In fact, I got so wrapped up with the task in hand that I clean forgot all about me and Loz's funny little convo, currently laid out there bare and vulnerable for all to see. Now at this point I need to tell you that we're waiting for a very important visit from the head of the company, and he's apparently very particular about the state of the reception desk; no clutter, no games/messenger on the desktop of the computer. Ok, so the scene is set.
So there I am, merrily rounding the corner en-route back to my desk whistling all the way when who should I see manning said un-manned desk but my feisty (and possibly part demon)boss..I stop dead in my tracks and mentally scream ‘Nooooooooooooo’ but alas, the damage is already, potentially done. The question is, did she or did she not read it?? I bloody well hope not. the conversation went thus:

Loz: *post funny story* haha thanks that was pretty funny! made me chortle,
now im back to being a miserable bastard.do you think its wrong to have a wank at work?!

Me: Nah, I had one just the other day, nothing like the good old 'cheer myself up' wank, I can just picture you going at it hell for leather in the toilets with a dead miserable expression on your face ha ha!
x
I'll send you another funny story in a minuet..fucks sake, haven't managed to complete one round of solitaire yet..bloody stupid post etc..

Loz: haha you slacker you! Nah you cant have a miserable face when u wank, i just practice my sex faces! you said you are just deadpan which is pretty cool but maybe you could prctice scary faces to make it more interesting? x

Me: could be wrong..but reckon that pulling my scaryest face ever whilst trying to get myself off might actually put me off my stride some lol...
So, you try out your sexy faces then hu?? jeez, I don't even have a sexy face, and how do you know if its sexy? do you try it out in the mirror first then or wha?..

I'm intruiged..

I'm always worried about the type of stupid face I might be pulling during my 'love making' do I A.) bounce away grinning like a smug cat who got the cream, B.) gurn away in fierce concentration or C all of the above..

Shit.
(misshotlips, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 13:38, 2 replies)

Well?
Did he read it?

What did he say?

These and other questions must be answered!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 15:04, closed)

he was a she..
Well, it was a she actually..a horrid wizened old crown of a thing with never a nice word to say to anyone and a mouth constantly pursed like that of a cat's arse.. so you can understand, I was a tad shakey!..I gingerly tiptoed round the desk and she just gave me a watery 'hey Dawson' smile and said nada. But when she finally left I saw that she'd been faffing around with stuff on the Desktop and Facebook was closed!-I thought I'd gotton away with it as well until she layed me off just before Xmas- D'oh! oh well (sigh) perhaps Santa gave her a good old orgasm for Xmas..loard knows she could do with one to cheer her up lol!
(misshotlips, Thu 3 Jan 2008, 16:54, closed)