Dumped
Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?
( , Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:50)
Ever been dumped by your significant other? Ever been the dumper? What happened?
( , Thu 3 Jan 2013, 12:50)
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I was there when it happened, but this is about a friend of mine.
On a lad's night out some years ago, one of the gents - let's call him MRRRFRGLE for no good reason - decided after drinking copious hops and fermented fruit by-products until the wee hours... to attempt dumping his girlfriend.
In a loud bar, over the phone.
The phone to which she'd been sending MRRRFRGLE pictures of herself, industrial-strength naked, to "show him what he's missing". I know this because he showed all of the pictures to us.
The phone which, I found out afterwards, she was actually paying for on MRRRFRGLE'S behalf.
And the weirdest part? He failed. They didn't split up until much later.
MRRRFRGLE
( , Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)
On a lad's night out some years ago, one of the gents - let's call him MRRRFRGLE for no good reason - decided after drinking copious hops and fermented fruit by-products until the wee hours... to attempt dumping his girlfriend.
In a loud bar, over the phone.
The phone to which she'd been sending MRRRFRGLE pictures of herself, industrial-strength naked, to "show him what he's missing". I know this because he showed all of the pictures to us.
The phone which, I found out afterwards, she was actually paying for on MRRRFRGLE'S behalf.
And the weirdest part? He failed. They didn't split up until much later.
MRRRFRGLE
( , Thu 10 Jan 2013, 14:55, Reply)
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