Wanking classes
I swear on my entire families' eternal soul that this is true. I discovered yesterday that someone is running a 'business' around here 'teaching' masturbation. The sign on the door states that you should 'bring your own lubrication' although 'a mat will be provided'. So, as far as I can tell, you turn up at this bloke's house and he tosses you off and/or fingers you under the guise of education, and you pay him for the privilege.
( Victor Meldrew, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 11:02, 10 replies)

you know what you have to do... upload a pic of that sign on the door!
(Ragathi wants to know where his evil twin is on, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 11:03, closed)

or provide a review of the service.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 11:13, closed)

There's a word for that.

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 11:20, closed)

I've got to give that guy a hand!
He must be spanking the competition!
I wonder if he's had to toss any unruly customers?
Is his name Jack?
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 12 Sep 2010, 17:51, closed)

Making money hand over fist
(nicked from Friends, I'm ashamed to say...)
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 0:05, closed)

I heard
he's a bit of a wanker
(pizzaforcat ate some cement and HARDENED the FUCK UP on, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 4:01, closed)

Why go out on the pull...
...when you can do it at home?
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 8:59, closed)

How the hell did he pull that off!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:18, closed)

Money for old grope

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 10:40, closed)

What's the #?

( Richard Shitheels, Mon 13 Sep 2010, 12:05, closed)