Embarrassing InjuriesSometimes your mind isn't quite on the job in hand, the throes of passion get, well, passionate and something goes painfully wrong. Ok, so you wouldn't tell your mates how you got injured, but you can tell us... we won't laugh. Much.
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rob, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 10:25)
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f*cking stupid kidsI still am a fairly idiotic twat at the best of times, but I've thankfully gotten over the stage when I was under 10 of being a manic, hyperactive and utterly brainless twat.
I was running through my lower school when I was about 7 and ran into the main corridor linking the 2 halves of the school. Long corridor, you can see right to the end. Which is where I saw my mate Scott Blanks come running from, heading right towards me. We could both see each other completely, which makes the mystery of how we then ran full tilt right into each other even more wondrous.
Scott ended up with a fractured cheek, I came off lightly with a black left eye.
Which is fairly uninteresting until I add to this that while I was off school for a day to recover from the concussion, I decided it would be great fun to try walking down my home street with my good eye closed. Spang! straight into the street sign (I was only little), and an immediate black eye in the other socket.
Bloody little twunt....
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 17:19, Reply)
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