Expensive WeekendsChthonic says he's still reeling from a trip to a wedding that cost him nearly £600; while a friend of ours hazily presented his credit card to the bar staff in a shady club in the Baltic states. You know how that one ended.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 13 May 2010, 13:03)
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I paid $500 for an 'escort'.Everything was fine until the moon came out. Then she suddenly grew a beard, her breasts exploded, she started enthusing about David Essex and Cliff Richard, and finally she poured goo on my head.
That was my expensive were-Ken.
(mind you, it was all done in the best possible taste).
(, Sat 15 May 2010, 18:07, 3 replies)
*click*Cracking pun.
(, Sat 15 May 2010, 18:26, closed)
:)Thanks!
(, Sat 15 May 2010, 23:35, closed)
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