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Pavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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On testing a pub's Mank Rating
An experiment YOU can try in any pub or bar in the name of SCIENCE

Any evening down the pub can be made more exciting by testing the establishment's Mank Rating.

- On your first visit to the toilet, put a 20p piece in the urinal.

- On the next visit, check to see if it is gone. If it is, replace it with a 10p.

- Repeat as necessary until you find the lowest denomination of piss-soaked small change the pub's clientele will fish out of the urinal.

- If they take the 1p, then you are in the wrong end of town with no money. Leave immediately.

Congratulations - you have either found the pub's Mank Rating, or have been beaten up for hanging around the Gents'.

The full lowdown with clickable map goodness HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 13:54, 8 replies)
nnooo
that would cost a maximum of 38p id rather keep.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 14:04, closed)
I like this
Have a click.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:13, closed)
Ta
I shall remember you in my will

"Powervator: Gave me a click. Give him a pound"
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:26, closed)
^
Will a condition of the will be that I have to retrieve said pound from the solicitor's urinal?
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:47, closed)
Of course
In a selection of 5p, 2p and 1p coins
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 15:52, closed)
Where I am from
they take the bleach blocks to use as breath fresheners. Only after they have nicked the copper pipes though of course.
(Prof. Moriarty put his foot in it on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 22:48, closed)
This is surely newsletter material
Perhaps the hoardes of b3ta could set up a community run, pub mank guide, and people from over the UK (and the world) could test their local drinking holes, to establish just where, exactly, the mankiest pubs in the UK really are.
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 15:04, closed)
LemonEntry
I will DO THIS THING

HERE: maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&hl=en&msa=0&ll=53.291489,-0.878906&spn=6.201666,13.535156&z=6&msid=101397797769331199328.00045316dbc8dd2487085

Proper web page an' all to follow. Feel free to add a pin
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 15:55, closed)

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