Pointless ExperimentsPavlov's Frog writes: I once spent 20 minutes with my eyes closed to see what it was like being blind. I smashed my knee on the kitchen cupboard, and decided I'd be better off deaf as you can still watch television.
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 12:00)
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....that's good shitJack was an odd child - chucked out of Steiner school for driving the tractor into a pond, being caught on CCTV holding up a shop, then appearing on Crimewatch that kind of thing. He liked a smoke or two, resin mostly being available.
He wondered, absent mindedly, what it would be like to smoke a turd.
Laying a length of pipe on a piece of tin foil, he left it drying on top of a radiator. The stench was unimaginable. When dry and crumbly, he 'banged one together' with the offending item.
Result? It tasted neither 'like chicken' nor 'a bit gamey'.
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You are JackAICMFP
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Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 11:29,
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In the words of Fight Club"You are Jack's wasted life"
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