I'm an expertI spent four years of my life acquiring a PhD. This makes me an expert in the use of transparency in computer interfaces. It's not a hugely useful or interesting expertise, but it's all mine. I'm pretty hot at sitting on the sofa, too.
What are you lot experts in?
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chthonic, Thu 23 Jun 2005, 14:43)
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I know I shouldn'tBut Dew what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothing but you're telling me everything. If you wanna pretend to be good at Goldeneye you have to realise it has to be played in turbo mode with Auto aim and Radar off of course, but, and this is the clever part, everyone has to put their health down as low as it goes. This has the same effect as playing in “Licence to Kill” mode as one shot kills, UNLESS you pick up body armour in which case you get one extra hit. You understand? Adds that extra bit of skill.
We failed degrees working at running around facing walls to disguise where we were and knowing exactly where the next player spawns so you can shoot them as they appear.
Sorry but you don't stand a chance.
Nothing proves expertise like the willingness to spout without shame and in far too much detail about a subject which interests nobody.
(, Fri 24 Jun 2005, 10:09, Reply)
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