FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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FailedTo realise that my best friend through high school was completely insane. We haven't spoken since 1998, why you ask?
He never did say, one day we're bestest friends, next day, we aren't.
He was a completely anal little fella though, with special green air max's that he only wore on Fridays. He strictly saw his long term girlfriend only on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays and wouldn't use a urinal. I could go on about this one for the rest of the day, but only if I failed to pick up on the reader's impending boredom.
(, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 7:46, Reply)
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