FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Two-nilAfter an unexpected eviction from somewhere I was quite settled and happy, I was quickly given a new home. The place was a bit of a state, totally uncared for, and the previous occupant must have been hard as nails, but I tried to make a go of it, I really did.
Thinking about it, I'm a bit miffed at the bastard who thought it'd be a good place for me to go, I really deserved better and plenty of people would have been pleased to see me.
Anyway, after a short time I realised myself and my new residence were totally incompatible, to be honest I don't find anything clever about going out and getting rat-arsed on wine so soon after a new tenant is installed, but there you go. I tried complaining, but was ignored.
So, fuck it, I failed.
Yes, I was George Best's new liver.
Sorry, Saturday afternoon, bored and all that....
(, Sat 6 Jan 2007, 17:16, Reply)
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