FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Failed testI once failed an english spelling test.
The guy reading out the words was not only not even english, and so read the words wrong "the word is beca*big gap*use" but he had numerous problems with talking in general, stuttering, having a lisp, saying w insted of r, amongst other things.
As he came into the classroom he
He said we'd be doing a spelling test (sounded like he said we'd be smelling zest) and gave out paper.
"Guestion 1: and"
and so on, it got difficult to not shout WHAT THE FUCK by number 23
"Guestion 25: Fill off I see" (=Philosiphy, as ill teacher said when she went through it.)
Girl who I will call Sue: "Excuse me sir could you please use it in a sentance"
Sub Dude: "Ok, Fill Officers Studded Fill Off I See" (Philosiphers study Philosiphy)
Whole Class: "WTF"
Girl who I will call Bob: "Whats A Fill Offi..."
At which point Subbie loses it: "SHUUUUUUUUUUUH" (Shut up i think)
...
"Guestion 50" Good, I think, last one "Shrabblepreptate"
Most of class: "WTF sir talk properly"
Sub Dude storms out in a fit matched only by my 10 year old sister when she lost her gameboy. Head of year comes in and says that shes had complaints of staff being "abused". Class explains situation with people shouting "What a twat" and "FUCK" at random intervals.
No-one believed us until the teacher saw that the whole class with 25 of us put together was under 200 marks, and our class was one of the brighter/less chav infested ones.
We retook that test and everyone in the class got 30 marks or above (exept fot the resident thick kid who got 13)
The other day I walked down the highstreet and saw him, he gave me glances as if to say "You fucking cost me my fucking job you fucking fuck"
BTW if you want to see real failure go to google and type in failure then press the "I'm feeling lucky button"...he certainly was, weapons of mass destruction my fucking arse.
(, Mon 8 Jan 2007, 18:04, Reply)
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