FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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Captain Haddock just reminded me...A boy at school in Year 10 once tried to fellate himself. He slipped a disc and got stuck in that position. He was found a couple of hours later by his mother, trousers round his ankles, head stuck a few inches away from his groin. She took him to casualty (trousers no longer round his ankles but head still a few inches away from his groin, so it was blatantly obvious what he was in for) where they managed to straighten him out. No lasting damage other than the trauma caused by having your brother tell everyone at school.
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 9:07, Reply)
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