FailedOn my third driving test, I turned right out of the test centre, reached a pedestrian crossing, attempted to run over a little old lady, was prevented from doing so by the examiner grabbing the wheel, then proceeded straight back to the test centre.
The drive home was very, very quiet. I've never felt such a complete failure.
What have you failed at?
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chthonic, Fri 5 Jan 2007, 10:21)
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FishingDon't know why, just totally shit at it.
Even worse, I seem to curse seasoned fishermen, so that even those prone to exageration after a day's catch have to restrict their hand movements to that indicating somthing the size of a shrivelled amphetamine cock.
I went out mackerel fishing as a kid, on a cheaty shooting-fish-in-a-barrel type boat (i.e knew where the shoals were via sonar etc), everyone else pulling in enough fish stocks to cause a rethink of quotas, me? zilch.
Went to a fish farm in France - mais rien. Merde.
Was taken fishing by the sort of chap that stands posing for pics in fishing magazines, grinning over a large pike/bream (oh how I wished I could have caught a bream) - at then end of the day, he caught two gudgeon, I caught nothing.
To cut a fisherman's tale short..I have never ever caught a fish. Sigh. I've given up trying now.
(, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 15:33, Reply)
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